on a rainy august 14th in the year of our lord 1986, a young woman and a young man welcomed into the world their second of many children, their first born son. they named their son craig mulligan o’connor. (he had later taken the name peter as his catholic name.) the two proud parents had a daughter a year and a half prior to the birth of their first son. the pair had been married for four years before they were able to conceive and had worried that they would not be able to procreate together. they were a happy family and very devout in their church attendance. they were early to mass to get the good seats and they attended every event hosted by their church to help be a part of their irish catholic community. they had hopes for their sons to become priests and their daughters to become nuns and if they didn’t they wanted them to become good, devoted catholics that brought their own families to church and continued the tradition of good, upstanding and moral behavior that they were brought up with. this did not sit well with craig.

over the years the family grew to a full six children and eventually began fostering children who were in need of homes. this did not sit well with craig. in elementary school craig attended catholic school where he was beaten by nuns and told to act right, sit up straight and stop sagging his pants like a hooligan. he was a good student, he mostly got high marks due to his high iq but as he progressed in age his grades began slipping because he wanted to seem like one of the cool kids. he didn’t like the way the smart kids were treated and instead of trying to use his intelligence to disband the bad children from making fun of them he decided that becoming one of the roughians was the way to go. the head master of his school brought him in on disciplinarian actions on numerous occasions, his parents were at their wits end with craig and his imperfect behavior. he was an o’connor and was to be a poster child for their perfect parenting technique.

once he hit high school he was expelled from his catholic school. he was placed in public school where he made plenty of like minded friends. he still kept up his unintelligent façade and fit in quite nicely. he took up sports, playing baseball and wrestling. he even got involved in a garage band or two throughout the years. he was a party-goer. he was much happier crushing beer cans with his skull and using his math skills to divide up drugs than joining the debate team or becoming valedictorian. needless to say that his parents were disappointed in him and essentially wrote him off as their child, they still had a small hope that craig would change his mind and use his brain for good and stop coming home high, drunk and smelling of cheap perfume. little did they know that he had been using his brain but for the greater good of high school students, he was a wiz and creating believable forged documents such as fake ids. this ability gained him much money and many friends all the way through what would have been his college years.

eventually craig had to break the news to his parents that he was not going to be attending college; instead he was going to go live with his older bisexual friend with benefits, in their drug den flop house. of course that wasn’t the truth but he didn’t care what his parents thought. he really was planning on moving in with one of his high school buddies in a two bedroom cesspool of an apartment above a dive bar. he had no intention of ever going to college and rather party and live off of a trust fund. his parents got him back after two years of living on his own merely off of his trust and took it away and placed restrictions on it saying that he could never touch it again unless he were to marry and begin a family or if he were to attend college and that they would pay the tuition out of the trust personally to the school of his choosing. checkmate mom and pop oconnor. he was now flat on his ass and instead of doing what they told him he went and got a job working for a local cable company installing lines for assholes like him.

he has now been with the same company for years and is now the senior member of the tech team. he is in charge of dickbags like him and treats them like work horses. he still lives like an overgrown man child and only speaks to his parents when they are trying to guilt trip him into something like spending time with them or joining them for christmas mass. he has one child, that he knows of. he has been in two serious relationships one that was an engagement that didn’t last. she wasn’t willing to deal with his immaturity and he didn’t want to deal with her bitchy mouth. he now has his own apartment and a pet snake named squeezy whom he wears on his neck when he goes into stores. he claims it’s to socialize the pet but its honestly just to get a reaction out of other patrons. he greatly craves attention

for years craig had been in love with the girlfriend of his best friend mark. he wasn’t exactly quiet about the feelings he had for her but chose to keep them under wraps as much as he could and as long as he could so he would not ruin what they had. as years went by he saw how mark had began to neglect her. he spent far more time with his best female friend lexia than he did with namehere. on one fateful night after finally confessing his feelings a few days prior, he and namehere kissed and it was like out of those romance movies where they finally realize they were meant to be, this created friction between he and mark as well as he and namehere. she parted ways with mark and the pair began dating.